meteor showers and blinking lights

which is more beautiful... shooting stars or distant prison lights?
which is more important... your college degree or your free throw?
which gets more updates... your blog or your twitter?
which do you believe in... jesus christ or stephen hawking?

which would you rather have... a job or a life?

are these questions unique enough that i will get hits from people who search them on google? i feel like these are questions people might type.

questions i might google later

1. what makes a moon a moon and not a planet?
2. when was the tv, color tv, vcr, microwave made?
3. is it true that ostriches can and do eat dirt?
4. what percent of the US population has a college degree?
5. what percent of modern youth achieves a college degree?
6. are there people who meet from missed connections on craigslist and end up getting married?
7. are there aliens in tehachapi?
8. what is the presidents salary?
9. what are 10 things a person should do in a lifetime?

another new blog

this new blog i started is about stuff that doesn't matter, as all blogs are:

http://newsthatsimportant.blogspot.com

it matters almost as much as this one, which has had only 28 unique visitors and 34 total views since its conception two weeks ago:

http://omgpoems.blogspot.com

things in south africa

that im scared of:

1. lions
2. tigers
3. diseases
4. corrupt governments
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that would be pretty fucking dope:

1. wildlife from a safe distance
2. perspective gain
3. bragging rights?
4. everything else too duh..!

should i go to fucking south africa

fueltv is doing a sweepstakes where you write a 150 maximum word essay explaining why you should get to go with Element and TOMS to help give away free skateboards and shoes to poor kids in africa on a paid 7 day trip in october.

am i worthy? what could i say in 150 words that makes me deserve it more than someone else?

well, why do i want to do it? is it because its a chance to go to africa for free? is it because its a chance to become friends with chad muska? do i want to do it for the kids or for myself? do i want to pursue a career in the nonprof sect or should i just say i do to seem more deserving? should i be honest or lie? how am i not myself? what am i doing with my life? why is there a donkey in the picture?

interview with a college graduate

Where did you attend college? Arizona State University
What did you study? English
How did it qualify you to get a job? it didn't
Did you grow as a person? as a beard
What's your career choice? well, i want to start jogging

omg poems

someone started a new blog, and it's pretty serious

http://omgpoems.blogspot.com <<<---- (click da link?)